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Build Your Own Jockstrap
Make it yours. As much or as little as you want.
A complete jockstrap starts at $30. Keep the defaults or make it extra. Paid upgrades only count when you choose them.
CHOOSE YOUR FIT 😉
Enter your waist size. Medium is the default pouch size; change it if you need a different fit. Strap length is optional.
This is where the band sits — around the top of your hips. Measure it, or check the inside of your jeans waistband. Two digits only.
Min 24 · Max 60. Waist sizes 48–60 inches automatically add a $7 Extended Waistband upgrade.
This is where your dick and balls go. Size accordingly — we accommodate everything from XS to XXL regardless of your waist size. No judgment, just fit.
Optional strap measurement. Leave blank and we will infer the strap length from your build.
How to measure strap length
Use a soft body measuring tape. Measure from your front hip bone where a jockstrap strap normally anchors, around and under your taint, to the back strap anchor point. Measure one side only; we will make both straps the same length.
Optional · 13-21 inches
POUCH FABRIC
Solids and patterns are included. Keep your selected fabric or explore. Premium fabrics are upgrades, priced below.
Slutprint overlayUpgrade
WAISTBAND
1-inch Modern and 3-inch OG are included. A different width or branding is entirely up to you.
Want text on your waistband? Choose 1-inch Modern or 3-inch OG.
WAISTBAND DESIGN Optional
Plain looks good on you. Keep it included, or add a design or custom text at the price shown.
Heads up — custom text adds $10 to your order. Max 15 characters. Every space and capital counts. We print exactly what you type.
Pouch finishUpgrade
Regular is already selected. Only change this if you want something different.
ExtrasUpgrades
Extra shit costs extra if you want extra.
Floating Straps. A Little Give and Take.
Traditional jockstraps have two rear straps sewn into a fixed center point. Very secure. Very traditional. Also very capable of pulling, pinching, and making their presence known at deeply inconvenient moments. We had other plans.
Our floating strap system replaces those fixed connections with one continuous length of elastic running from one front anchor point, through a flexible loop at the bottom center, and back to the other. The elastic slides as you move, redistributing tension instead of concentrating it in one spot.
Bend, stretch, squat, spread. The straps adjust themselves without needing a committee meeting. Less pressure, less pinching, and a fit that follows your body instead of arguing with it.
Engineering, darling. Even your ass deserves some.